How to Hypnotise Animals – Chickens – Frogs – even Lobsters!

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How to Hypnotise Animals!!   By Alan Gilchrist Ulsters Top Hypnotherapist.

We have all been there, the neighbours with the constantly barking dog that seems to get louder at 3.00 am in the morning (the dog – not the neighbour).

Short of placing a small pellet of lead in its ear that would guarantee you a good nights sleep, ( with the help of a colt 45 ), there doesn’t seem to be answer to this. As a Hypnotherapist it would be wonderful if I could hypnotise the offending dog to do just that, keep quiet. If that were the case I would have millions of beagles at my door wanting to stop smoking!

But did you know that there are some animals that you can “Hypnotise”.

Many years ago in Northern Ireland there was a stage hypnotist who was famous for hypnotising chickens and he labelled himself “ The one and only Chicken Hypnotiser ”.

Hypnosis in animals is more of a physical condition than it is mental. Because it makes the animal to not respond, therefore  it makes it appear to be “asleep” or ” Hypnotised”.


Ok, lets start with hypnotising Chickens!

Take one chicken, preferably not from the freezer as it makes the effect that much more difficult, if not impossible.
Hold the (living) chicken flat on the floor with its head down. Take a piece of chalk and draw a line directly out and away from its beak for about 2 feet. When you remove your hands the chicken will stay there. To awaken it just move its head away from the line.

Try this one with the cockerel that lives on the local farm that crows constantly at dawn, you will be the hero of the neighbourhood! Take plenty of Chalk!!

How to Hypnotise Rabbits!

Hold the rabbit out in a stretched position on its back with its ears and back legs flat out. Keep it in this position for about 30 seconds then take your hand away. To awaken blow on its nose!

(Ever notice the ones in the some supermarkets stretched out, is this how they do it?)

How to Hypnotise Lobsters!

Stand the lobster on its head using its claws as supports. When you hold it in this position for a few moments it will immediately go to “ Sleep”. While in this state quietly whisper to it that it will soon be going for a relaxing sauna. To waken it up just put it back on it’s legs again. (Then place it into the pot for its lovely sauna)

How to Hypnotise Guinea Pigs!

Roll it over a few times and place it on its back. To awaken it, again just blow on its nose. Then return it to the next door neighbours frantic child!

How to Hypnotise Frogs! ( And lizards )

Simply flip it on its back and hold it for a few moments then take your hand away. To awaken it, just flip it back over. As regards lizards, keep them small – Komodo dragons can be a handful!

One animal that we would all love to hypnotise is that elusive creature – the Bank Manager– to forget all about our overdrafts. Sadly it can’t be done, because if that were the case I would not be writing this article – you would find me down at their office swinging a watch at them, and we would all be Hypnotists!

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